7 avoidable selfie fails that separate amateurs from professionals
As of October 2013, 35 million selfies were floating around Instagram. Whether you’ve joined the masses or are at least considering it, here’s advice on how to master the dark art of taking an awkward selfie.
(Make sure you read all the way to the end of the article where we reveal our essential to protect your portfolio of selfies and your #1 selfie-taker: your smartphone.)
Aim for that sweet spot where meaningless meets bizarre. A successful awkward selfie inspires confusion and leaves the audience wondering, “Is she deliberately trying to look like a time bandit from the planet Bath Mat”?
This is your chance to authentically share your imperfect, human side. Be brave enough to bare your soul. Even if that means revealing you prefer eating Pot Noodle out of the bathroom sink. You’re audience will likely lose all respect for you, but that’s the price a true selfie artist pays for keepin’ it real.
A selfie is called a ‘selfie’ because it’s all about you. Why should you have to take inventory of who or what is in the background? Photobombers needn’t ever be a concern… even if your head looks like a camel’s breakfast.
If you weren’t meant to alter photographs, image-editing software would never have been invented. Logic. Boom.
Put your awkward selfie-skills to the test by altering your picture with a heavy, unskilled hand.
Sweet smiles and expressive eyes are too predictable; it’s time to mix things up a little. For the angle go high, and screw up your face into a squinty frown. Need extra inspiration? Imagine yourself in the following scenarios:
Double chin. Cavernous nostrils. Forced frown. That’s belt-buckle photography at its finest. Remind yourself that necks are over-rated as you channel your inner-Shar Pei.
Ambient, soft, hard... you can pick from a myriad of portrait-lighting choices. But why pick any light at all? Forgo pedestrian illumination in favour of avant garde darkness.
By taking a few effortless steps, you can protect your smartphone and the jillions of selfies it holds:
Selfies certainly aren't the only things tucked away in your mobile phone memory.
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